🔥 Get F*cking Motivated Oracle Cards — where action meets real talk.
No fluff. No gentle pep talks. Just raw, sweary motivation to snap you out of procrastination, ignite your momentum, and get your ass moving toward your goals.
 
Meet the Get F*cking Motivated Oracle Cards — your no-BS guide to action, momentum, and getting shit done.
 
Created by the unapologetically blunt “Sweary Psychic” Lyndy Jewell, this 48-card deck delivers brutally honest, ass-kicking guidance from the Universe to get you moving when you’re stuck, procrastinating, or overthinking.
 
Whether you need a reality check, a cosmic shove, or just a laugh while you reclaim your power, these cards tell it like it f*cking is — fierce, funny, and deeply motivating.
 
Because sometimes, growth doesn’t come softly… sometimes it comes with a kick in the arse.
 
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